Celebrity Treasure Island Power Rankings: A Cheating Scandal Rocks…

Celebrity Treasure Island has returned with a star-studded cast competing for charity. Week one featured a cheating scandal involving Tāmati Coffey and some juicy rivalries between teams. Suzanne Paul emerged as a formidable player, while Vinnie Woolston and Casey Kopua were the first to be eliminated. With energy and strategies unfolding, who will rise or fall next?

Celebrity Treasure Island has officially kicked off, and what a ride it’s been! Eighteen celebrities rolled in like it was a beach party for charitable causes. They’re vying for a whopping $100,000 for their charities, by the way. This year’s crew is as mixed as a smoothie with mango and kale, featuring actors, a couple of politicians, and even a broadcaster sporting a javelin leg. What’s not to love?

So, week one was full of suspense, particularly thanks to a cheeky cheating scandal involving former politician Tāmati Coffey. He showed that even outside the political realm, he’s still adept at dodging questions like an Olympian. Now, did he cheat? Well, who even knows? Here’s an idea: let’s spice things up with more scandalous deeds, but let’s also include some sort of big-hearted flannel-sharing moment. Because why not?

The tension could’ve been cut with a butter knife, with Team Aihe and Team Wētā exchanging barbs sharper than the sun’s rays. Suzanne Paul stole some eggs with her advantage scroll, while a feisty Carmel Sepuloni made sure Tāmati felt the heat by calling him a “former politician”. Christian Cullen accused the other side of “peacocking”, like a bunch of colourful birds playing chicken. Can’t we all just wipe the slate clean with Tāmati’s flannel and share a laugh? No? Okay then.

Now, nobody’s safe out there. In classic underdog style, Cullen said, “I will be watching him. Not when I’m sleeping, but I will be watching.” Wise words for the wilderness, mate. Now, onto the rankings, shall we?

Eliminated: Vinnie Woolston
It’s never fun to be the first to go, but really, it’s a double whammy with Vinnie’s gorgeous orange shirt no longer in the mix. Tears flowed when he left as the gang waved goodbye to their vibrant friend. Gone too soon, indeed!

Eliminated: Casey Kopua
Here’s a crispy tidbit: Casey’s family goes through a tray and a half of eggs weekly. That’s some serious protein! She was a powerhouse but met her match in a puzzler match against Millen Baird. At least she’s back with the egg crew now.

The Rest
16. Aidee Walker: Nothing much from her this week, but she had an odd moment of sharing her CTI virginity status.
15. James Rolleston: Bonded with Duncan but seriously annoyed Team Aihe by calling Suzanne “Susan.” Not even a casual Suzy?

14. Duncan Garner: Caught a fish and did a slut drop—best CV ever!
13. Gaby Solomona: Scored a goal but lost the bacon and eggs in a huge Suzanne steal. Where’s that flannel when you need it?

12. Mea Motu: Full of high-energy motivation, she makes you wanna seize the day! Forget flannel; let’s rally together!
11. Michelle Langstone: A CTI mega-fan, having the time of her life; she found toilet paper! Big win!

10. Wairangi Koopu: As captain of Team Wētā, he learned the CTI ropes the hard way by picking Suzanne to rile up her teammates—plot twist!
9. Janaye Henry: Star for charity, crackin’ jokes and cashing in $5000—total legend!

8. JP Foliaki: The underdog is one to watch, pulling off a clever game against Suzanne. But was that kūmara even in the box?
7. Tāmati Coffey: Cheating scandal got him in hot water. Too many stairs, my friend! “I stand by my innocence,” he’d say, drama king style.

6. Spankie Jackzon: Felt like explaining games? So relatable!
5. Millen Baird: Bringing some intrigue with those javelin legs.

4. Carmel Sepuloni: Surprising everyone with her strategic brain and parliamentary prowess, she’s clearly ready to play. Next election on a beach, anyone?
3. Mysterious Smooth Guy Christian Cullen: This guy is like a puzzle wrapped in an enigma. His misadventures add chaos and quirk to CTI. “When you see a dog digging a hole, they just love it… but it wasn’t my cup of tea.”

2. Bubbah: Totally unexpected and yet wonderous; she took on challenges with optimism while Cullen rolled his eyes. Together, they might just be the odd couple we didn’t know we needed!
1. Suzanne Paul: The queen bee, slyly steering the show in her spaceman jacket while reminding everyone she’s in it to win it. She’s already stealing rewards like a pro! “I’m here to win, and I don’t think they realise that yet,” she noted—now there’s a confidence!

Catch all the reality drama from Celebrity Treasure Island on TVNZ2 Monday to Wednesday at 7.30pm and stream it with glee on TVNZ+!

In a chaotic premiere week for Celebrity Treasure Island, the actions of the cast revealed camaraderie, competition, and even a cheating scandal that shook the sand. As contestants navigate alliances and the occasional egg theft, fans are certainly treated to a mix of entertainment and strategy. With Tāmati’s cheeky behaviour and Suzanne’s commanding presence, this season promises to keep viewers on the edge of their seats. Let’s hope the remaining celebrities can maintain the drama without adding too many more flannels to the mix!

Original Source: thespinoff.co.nz