Prince William and Kate Middleton Top Adult Film Wish List

• Vivid Entertainment names Prince William and Kate Middleton its top 2014 choice for an adult film.
• While improbable, Vivid’s desire highlights celebrity culture fascination.
• The royal couple’s public image is regarded as untouchable for adult entertainment.

Royal Couple Tops Adult Entertainment Wish List

The talk of the town – or rather, the talk of the kingdom? – has taken a rather scandalous turn this week with news that Vivid Entertainment has placed Prince William and Kate Middleton at the top of their naughty wish list for 2014. Yes, you heard that right! Despite being two of the most polished royals in modern history, this adult entertainment company seems quite enamoured by the thought of seeing the royal couple in an X-rated flick. Though, let’s be honest, the odds of Her Royal Highness and the future King donning less than regal attire for the cameras are about as likely as my cat learning to tap dance.

Vivid Entertainment’s Hopes and Fantasies

Vivid Entertainment’s co-chairman, Steven Hirsch, shared some enthusiastic thoughts about the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. Let’s not forget, they’ve been dreaming of a Kate and Will sex tape for three whole years now. ”They project natural good looks and good health and their stature on the world stage is unparalleled,” he declared with a fervor that would make even the most seasoned royal watcher raise an eyebrow. But come on, it’s unlikely the couple will trade in their royal duties for the glare of the adult entertainment spotlight. After all, most people would prefer attending a garden party than filming adult content. Past offers made by Vivid to other royals, such as Prince Harry and Pippa Middleton, have also met a polite brushing aside, so why would this be any different?

Celebrity Privacy vs. Public Curiosity

And if that’s not enough to raise your royal eyebrows, Vivid has also set their sights on other star couples. Katy Perry and John Mayer were ranked second on their list, just behind the aforementioned royals, while hot power couple Beyoncé and Jay Z were pitched as third on this unlikely lineup. While we can all admire the bold creativity at Vivid Entertainment, one must question, isn’t there a line between wanting to witness a celebrity’s intimate moments and actually respecting their privacy? This fantasy list, as charming as it might be to some, seems more idealistic than anything else, perhaps best suited for a cheeky party banter rather than any sort of reality.

In summary, the royal couple, Kate and William, have found themselves inexplicably at the top of Vivid Entertainment’s wish list for an adult film – much to everyone’s surprise. However, as amusing as it sounds, the likelihood of them actually participating in such an escapade remains nearly impossible. In the celebrity world, fantasies often appear much larger than life, but at the end of the day, it’s all about keeping the royal dignity intact.